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offensed:

were gonna

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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“you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick”
things my friend angus says (via cramp)
Anonymous asked:
why do girls go to the bathroom together

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

paint-my-toews:

loveliestoftrees:

My friend who lives on my floor once experienced me watching hockey in the common room and today he told me 

“You switch from the most aggressive, scary, knowledgeable fan to the girlyest person watching hockey. One minute you’re like ‘AHHH FUCKING PASS THE PUCK YOU ASSHOLE” then you’re all ‘OMG HE’S SO CUTE.’”

ah so accurate

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved