yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

boys-and-suicide:

Because they might just take you up on that.
sleepybaka:

Ren Hang

College isn’t even fun. I want to go back home so bad

mtvstyle:

IM CRYING

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

bombing:

totallybrah:

bombing:

a one night stand that lasts 25 years and ends with sending your kids off to college and dying

you mean marriage

what the hell is marriage

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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